Heard 'round the dinner table

"A dead cat! She brought me her dead cat," Susan, my forensic anthropology professor sister, said.

"Wow! Your students must really love you," I said, after a bite of chicken vegetable soup.

"Yeah, they do. Next week she's bringing me her dead ferret. Will you pass the cornbread, please?"

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modernemama said…
It beats "how much is your portfolio down?"
9:21 AM
Karen Kirkpatrick said…
I refuse to even open those envelopes when they come. Much prefer talking about dead things than dying things over a meal!
9:44 AM
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