No, I never claimed to be a good cook. But, honestly, any idiot ought to be able to bake a potato in the microwave.
Get a load of the mess that appears when a potato explodes all over the oven! I swear I poked holes in it.
What the picture doesn't show is that the potato skin was completely empty. Every bit of the inside blew out, leaving a hard, crusty, empty shell.
It’s a good thing Chris can cook, or we’d be living on cold cereal and restaurant fare for the rest of our lives.